Let's do this right.

That amazing moment when you realize

you

are

the

grinch

before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable

after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Getting in:

Getting out:

Anonymously ask me, “Would you…”

my teacher: where is your homework?

me: May I deliver it to you through interpretive dance